Those evil little people (society calls them trainers) who work at those "Gym's" or " Health Clubs" that have absolutely nooooo problem taking my hard earned money and making me feel like we're gonna be the best of friends.
You Know Why I Can't Stand Them?
Because they're all liars! Every single one of em!
How Are They, Liars?
It's easy! They Lie! They talk to you all nice and befriend you and tell you how they're gonna turn you into a sexy beast......right before you give them your money.
BUT once you sign up as their client and fork over that dough, THAT'S when they start talking to you all crazy and disrespectful! They start using words like "DIET" and "Meal Plan"?! WHAT?!! I just signed up to get sexy!
NOBODY said a thing about diet before I signed up! Ya'll got me messed up! And if a trainer ever had YOU messed up then this T-Shirt is ABSOLUTELY for you!
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